Stealer McGee

OK, so I obviously stole this from Mr. McLee's gchat status, but it was so worth it.  If you haven't seen it, you really need to check it out:

The Price Is EXACTLY Right

And I ask you, how flippin' awesome is that?!?!  Well played, Sir Ian, well played.

"And was there anything of value in the car?"

"Oh, uh, yeah.  Uh, a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a--a, uh, my briefcase."

"In the briefcase??"

"Uhh-uh, papers... Just papers.  Uh, you know... My papers.  Business papers."

"And what do you do sir?"

"I'm unemployed...  My rug was also stolen."